Coming Soon: Better graphics and stuff (stay tuned).

Warning and disclaimer for anal-retentives/Pinheads:

• • This is supposed to be humorous. If you don't get it then it isn't meant for you.

In other words have fun with life.

Don't let others define who you are supposed to be and what you should do. You can do that yourself.

Okay. You managed to get this far. But are you ahead of the bell curve?

Colonel Kurtz on horror

"Horror has a face and you must make a friend of horror.
Horror and mortal terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. Truly enemies..."

"It's judgement that defeats us."

Are you afraid?

Are you a regular tax paying sap / worker drone?

-A sucker who slaves all day for a measly paycheck
and then scurries home like some pasty-faced lemming
only to sit and watch television.

Do you plan on doing anythingwith your life?

(Just think) You are going to be old someday.

Will you be able to tell your grandchildren that you were afraid to take challenges or that you had a life of vigor? And then someone will say...

Oh. Boy! You got to be
because you were SO CAREFUL!

What kind of life was that?

Have you seen the beautiful hills of Virginia in Spring or experience the majesty of the Rockies?
Have you written anything let alone read a book?
Did you even try to make somebody else's life better and exciting (not to mention yours)?

Or would you just rather sit at home, read the Bible, and wimper prayers to yourself so you won't feel guilty about being so selfish.

13 Things To Do Before You Move Out of Your Apartment:

1. Flush polystyrene fishing string and dental floss down the toilet.
2. Pour a mixture of sand and leftover baking soda into the kitchen sink.
3. Run 3 or 4 avocados through the garbage disposal.
4. Turn off the electricity and pour salt water into the electrical outlets
5. Carefully connect your cable wall socket to an 120 volt AC source.
6. Leave pools of bleach in the refrigerator.
7. Unscrew air ducts and insert fish or cheese into the A/C system.
8. Leave tiny potatoes in small unreachable crevices.
9. Leave fake notices of rental increases for the other tenants.
10. Call the local building inspector and leave messages about rat infestations.
11. Throw all leftover food out the window (this benefits the wildlife).
12. Paint the walls in many different (but very cheap) shades of white/yellow paint.
13. Scrawl vicious ethnic slurs on doors and entryways.

-A twisted journey into the mind of a punch drunk computer guy

The Must Read List of Literature - What you should read before you die.

Why this guy should NOT be allowed to make web pages.

Until next time. Peace.

Don't ever put your name on a web page.